Names, naming rites, naming rights

I like finding names - mixed up metaphors, mistakes, business and management waffle, economic/sports disasters .. you may have noticed a few of the piece names ..

'We need to put our best feet forward, while coming in for a soft landing - with some overshoot - but giving 'it' 110% on the level playing field' .. goodness - will this stuff really give us 'closure' ?

Maybe I'm suffering from an intergenerational relationship situation (?) or am viewing 'life' as a monodimensional careerist

Anyway, read on and, if you have a few of your own - animate your speculative capacities here !


Dance of the grey men in suits:
economystics
I’m on your side
our door is always open
do it to them before they do it to you
overtaken by (the) bracket creep
dead cat bounce
juggling the accounts
cooking the books
jumping to conclusions

flat earth economics
crash tackling our bottom line
the liquid tradable exposure
doing the hard yards
punching above our wait

managing illusion
mono dimensional careerist
adversarial interventionist
management and de-tumescence
media barrens
micro soft cock
panoply of banality
public fibs = pr/news management
united states of unconsciousness
yankee doodle culture
ediface complex
towers of babble



Corporate Cons:
weapons of mass distraction
IT = interminable twaddle
CV = comfortably vacuous
awe or ore - mining
small minded business man

BHPutrid
National Australia Bunkum
Beauty Putrified

Prophet Profit:
prophet motive
prophet or loss
jesus was just another greedy bastard
give us your money and dial saviour
hoary patter

Fun:
oz-moses
highway corroboree - from hugh in victoria
nose tone untuned
an enemy anenome; anenome enema
poor paws; pore pause; poor paw paw pores
khaki car-key
trespassers welcome
eating sunshine
rigi didj - from hugh in victoria
piece of mine
whirring your slurds
shirt sorket
fly by nighties

Signs & Radio:
enlarge your favourite memories
for an overall view of life, use a wide angle lens
dreams are what personal loans are made of ..
to see australia properly, you must have a 4wd
physics: fiction on an inclined plane
newly educated unemployed
a gender agenda
leveraging existing relationships

Car Names:
hyandi hermaphrodite
mitsubashi misogynist
sarbo charged turd
lixus illusion
ditsun distraction
toyoto tenuous
alfalfa awful
bmwank
hoonda hubris
nessan nemesis

Collective nouns:
persistence of plovers
gastro gnomes

wrong tern lane
star spangled drongo
faux pas de deux
I love ewes all (NZ)

people relate to my ring, Tone

hear the earth .. hearthearthearthearthearthearthearthearthearth .. heart



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